kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

untroestlich:

jesuschristvevo:

a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino

what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.

I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3

adore1d:

Is Photoshop a game because everyone else seems to be on a higher level than me

burghers:

wartortles:

what the fuck is eurovision

silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

egbertees:

when someone calls you cute more like

maliciousmelons:

Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.